To a New Yorker like you...

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crownmeyourking:

conshence:

That awful moment when you wake up.

this happens to me like every day it’s annoying

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uptional:

reblog if do you ever need a ten minute hug but only from a specific person

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anarchetypal:

i was talking to my cousin yesterday and he was talking about an accidental mistake he was dealing with, and proceeded to describe it as, “i picked a whole fuckin’ bouquet of whoopsie-daisies” and tbh i’m still thinking about it

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ohdionne:

I wanna be a villain so I can just saunter everywhere. the heroes are always sprinting, always running. you ever seen darth vader run? hell no. and I ain’t about to either.

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